Anyone have a boat??

4 out of every 5 houses on my block now have a hose running out of its basement (and yes including my own) . The park by my house is apparently not there anymore, instead it's a lake (and yes I'm serious, you can't see any grass anywhere). I don't remember the last time I saw it rain like this! I need a boat to get around because any other mode of transportation is no longer acceptable. As for now I'm not too worried, but if I wake up in the morning and see ducks swimming around on my front porch, I just might need to pack my bags and fly somewhere exotic for a few days but IT COULD ALWAYS BE MUCH WORSE! I think I'll just ride out the bad weather on my couch with comfortable pj's, wine and movies.